Acyclovir? I just met her!.

ericangevine: And then he does a much more intimidating version...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:37:56 -0400

And then he does a much more intimidating version of the Mutombo finger wag.

sportsnetny:

OMG!

Bo Jackson throws out Mike Gallego, Aug, 1993

Bo throws.

(True story. In 1993 I drove up to KC to see the ChiSox play KC. Instead of Bo, Ellis Burks was playing right. We were right behind him in the bleachers and heckled him mercilessly over every play, yelling “Bo would have gotten that” even if there was no chance that either one of them would have gotten to the ball. Ellis must have said something to Jackson, because after the game was over (in the 11th) Bo came out past second base and bowed to us.)

"ummm, thanks?"

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:30 -0400

My response to the ortho research assistant when she complemented me on the “nicest iliac crests I’ve ever dealt with”

ACME: saying no to fluoride in the water supply is not just another case of Portland keeping itself weird.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:57:25 -0400

ACME: saying no to fluoride in the water supply is not just another case of Portland keeping itself weird.:

acmesalesrep:

thethirdshift:

So while I’m OK with fluoridated water in general, I can understand why others here were anywhere from really reluctant to outright opposed.

I can’t. If people accept that it’s good policy, then not liking how it was introduced is insufficient reason to vote against it. If…

“Fred and Carrie: Do you know why I only drink rainwater and pure grain alcohol?”

ndeddiemac: olivertwisted: fatmanatee: stopnchat: texasmonthl...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:21:14 -0400

ndeddiemac:

olivertwisted:

fatmanatee:

stopnchat:

texasmonthly:

This means war.

Accurate.

bold statement, bold flavors

As a fan of good BBQ from almost anywhere, I’m OK with proclaiming this here - North Carolina’s “vinegar based” barbecue…sucks.

Texas forever

corrections: pull mustard up into SC, merge OK into Texas, and pull SE MO into shredded swine. Also, need a little island of dry rib in Memphis, and that god-awful white sauce in north Alabama

leitch: So GQ’s piece on “Bill Cosby: Himself” has wrecked my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:35:43 -0400

leitch:

So GQ’s piece on “Bill Cosby: Himself” has wrecked my morning, in the best possible way.

Watch the whole thing here.

I remember seeing this when I was 11, when it was on HBO every other day, and thinking it was the funniest thing I had ever seen. I finally watched it again when after I was an adult and since I actually got all the jokes now it still is the GOAT*.

*It’s like the Bloom County of comedy movies in this regard.

brevetcaptain: Been grading since 1:30 stopping briefly to eat and close my eyes for 30...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:50:00 -0400

brevetcaptain:

Been grading since 1:30 stopping briefly to eat and close my eyes for 30 minutes.

And I’m not done and grades are due in 12 hours.

I need a shot of methamphetamines in the ass.

Shut up and grade like an aviator.

tehjennismightier: I feel like Salieri is my patron...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:05:04 -0400

tehjennismightier:

I feel like Salieri is my patron saint.

GPOY after another middling Qbank session.

matt-t: artiefufkin: My favorite shot from this year’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:22 -0400

matt-t:

artiefufkin:

My favorite shot from this year’s #hangoutfest. Yeah Yeah Yeahs giant eyeball beach ball was rly cool.

EYE IN THE SKY

Looking at YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah, I'm being that guy

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:53:00 -0400

So when is the time to point out the sheer lunacy of praying to the deity to “be with” the very people that it just tried so fucking hard to wipe off the face of the earth?

Tonight’s study selection

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:54 -0400

Tonight’s study selection

The horror. The horror.

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:53:40 -0400

The horror. The horror.

How goddamm cool are these?

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:58:48 -0400

How goddamm cool are these?

lightthiscandle: bunnybundy: This post is a love note to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:43:21 -0400

lightthiscandle:

bunnybundy:

This post is a love note to 1960.

The mere thought of of smoking indoors is anathema today - imagine a time when you could have a cigarette dangling from your mouth IN THE NASA ASTRONAUT SUIT TESTING ROOM, AS AN ASTRONAUT. You can’t imagine it, can you? It’s too incredible.

The high-waistedness of John Glenn’s slacks, the innocent way he’s clearly judging Deke’s butt…”Deke, I gotta tell you, these long johns are doing wonders for your hindquarters!”…just everything about this photo makes me happy.

I don’t want to distract from the awesome casting conversation that is going on in this thread, but I must point out that Lee Corso is also judging Deke’s hindquarters.

“NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND.”

Good for some yucks

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:00:24 -0400

Good for some yucks

Left the Spotify machine on while I ran, and ths was playing...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:51:29 -0400

Left the Spotify machine on while I ran, and ths was playing from my 500 song “120 Minutes” list.

THIS IS NOT A TEST PEOPLE

The nurse at the clinic next to us brought this over “for...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:46:45 -0400

The nurse at the clinic next to us brought this over “for the skinny-ass new doctor with all the hair”.

THERE’S A MUSEUM OF MODERN ART IN FORT WORTH TEXAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:52:03 -0400

THERE’S A MUSEUM OF MODERN ART IN FORT WORTH TEXAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Every now and again I have to just sit and bask in how fucking...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:45:15 -0400

Every now and again I have to just sit and bask in how fucking awesome this performance was. And I honestly wasn’t that huge of a Nirvana fan when they were active.

thefrogman: [video] [h/t: cineraria] Dead

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:10:29 -0400

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

Dead

Go, Hot Dog. Go.

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:23:17 -0400

Go, Hot Dog. Go.