Oklahoma Doctor Refuses To Provide Rape Victim... →
overratedunderwhelmed: cognitivedissonance: ThinkProgress reports: “An Oklahoma emergency room doctor refused to provide emergency contraception to a 24-year-old female rape victim because the medication violated the health provider’s personal beliefs… ‘I will not give you emergency contraceptives because it goes against my believes,’ the doctor allegedly told the rape victim and her mother,...
Nickelback is in St Louis
And I’m honestly nauseous over how many friends have related statuses on Facebook.
23 minutes into Mad Men:
Fuck you Pete. Really. Fuck you in the ear.
Big Mayo Will Destroy Us All →
ndeddiemac: dennymayo: thejerkstore: I hate mayonnaise. I hate it, and I’ve hated it my entire life. But I can’t seem to escape it. You mayo-haters out there know what I mean. You walk into a restaurant, you order something and say, “but no mayo,” then when it’s delivered to you not only is there mayo on it, there is an OFFENSIVE amount of mayo on it I second this entire post, and would...
So long, it's been good to know you.
Apparently I have a fatal case of hiccups, so, I won’t be around much longer. Selah.
You people better be right.
Starting on Game of Thrones. See you in a week.
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
thejennismightier: wholegrainlofat: tehblackbirdflies: ornamentedembellished: someauthorgirl: I’ll do it. I’m bored as hell. Let’s do this. PLEASE Give it your best shot!! Sure, whatever. What else am I doing? CAUSE I DON’T HAVE TO STUDY BITCHES
Research Orientation Meeting.
Dr. [Redacted]: …and that’s our new MRI. Cost us $3 million and it’ll be what you mostly work with. Oh, and make sure the shield stays on, or it will zap every cell phone on campus, or create a black hole or something. Me: (to myself) sweet, I’ve just been handed the History Eraser Button!
Racing, part the deux.
5 miles in 56:19 on the worst goddamm goat path in the county. Good for 4th overall, mostly because the fast bastards who were taking this seriously all got lost. I need a beer, and Epsom salts.
5K- 21:24:12 (6:59/7:02/6:38/0:43) Partner, that’s about as fast as this man can go. (now, stupidly, to go run another race)
What was the first CD you ever owned? →
thejennismightier: thegirlwiththefinchertattoo: ttssgg: scandalouskiki: notsodarling-: nanner: lentilsandkale: persephonemag: Ace of Base! Mariah Carey! Hanson! TLC! I actually can’t remember what my first CD was, though I remember the first album (Debbie Gibson “Electric Youth”), and my first cassette (No Doubt “Tragic Kingdom”) The first CD was “Funky Divas” by En...
Rush Limbaugh "quietly inducted into a hall of... →
Yeah, well, James Earl Ray, Jesse James, and Cole Younger were famous Missourians too.
HEY GUYS OH MY DOG GARBAGE HAS A NEW ALBUM OUT TOMORROW. GUYS. GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT. GUYS.
7.4 miles in 1:08:09
Either I’m reallly going to have to work on heat accilimation* or find someone willing to run along side me carrying a black umbrella like some African dictator. *and eating, and drinking….