May 2012
94 posts
Hate to break it to you
veronox:
montypla:
onlysometimeshuman:
andtheniwaskilled:
tommyxvx:
But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person.
Like, without question. Just a total shithead.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over your false moral high ground and how delicious this dead cow roasted and stuck between two pieces of bread is
Oh look, someone’s craving attention. Try harder, OP.
I...
April 2012
116 posts
crimsonkitty:
andypettittesbitch:
I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen
the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it totally fucking worked
this is the greatest gif in existence. AND I’LL HAVE WORDS WITH ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE.
WORDS
ANGRY WORDS
Offal good
Been remiss in not vistiting the local butcher. Lamb ribs for dinner and pork heart for a quick snack.
Too bad favas aren’t in season.
No...
YOU’RE going to blow off studying to watch old “Law and Orders” and eat a pound of ginger snaps.
Somewhere in Missouri, a GOP legislator is... →
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My lecturer today is wearing an ascot. There are no valid arguments.
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New Homes Beckon for City Chickens in Retirement -... →
thethirdshift:
I feel like every NYT piece that involves Portland comes with a frisson of “look at the kooks in Cascadia” condescension. I mean, there’s a lot of rural area outside the burbs. People come from farming backgrounds. This isn’t quite as weird as you think, even if it does involve retirement homes for chickens.
It’s the journalistic equivalent of an out-of-towner telling you about...
'You're a grave immoral sinner': Married Catholic... →
typical90shaircut:
So let me get this straight. And apologies to my Catholic friends that I may offend here, IVF = fired and called a grave sinner, but diddling little boys = reassignment, cover from prosecution, and contiuned employment?
Someone correct me if I don’t have something right here.
reblog with whatever's in your copy paste thing
veronox:
kotesticle:
mintychochi:
yesthisiskyouko:
ofivoryandgold:
jonbloom:
no cheating
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=42141344 (lemon stealing whore, lol)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wgqwjTLE1r34nsd.gif
lolol owl
piss on me fucking piss on me
#2ch
[Help!] I’m Not Sure Where My Girlfriend’s Hole Is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCC5pxGP_g
oops gyo...
Update
Made it 38 miles, which was about the goal for the day. Because that was where the beer was. If my ankle hadn’t blowed up I might have made more of a go.
Please help me look for my hamstring.
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Why am I up at 4:30?
Because on tuesday my friend talked me into running in a 50 mile race today even though I am screamingly undertrained.
If I don’t make it - I love you all.
Woo Pig Snookie.
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She might be the one.
GF: “Do you want to watch The Last Waltz this weekend?
Me: “Sure, that’d be a good idea.”
GF: “I propose a drinking game. Drink every time Robertson looks like an insufferable ass.”
Me: “We may die.”
matt-t:
“Of course there are a lot of media inaccuracies surrounding this past couple of weeks, especially the ‘She’s my Beyonce’ quote. I would never compare anyone to my friend’s wife. Come on now, that doesn’t even sound like me. If I don’t say something in a rap or on Twitter, it’s not true.”
—
Kanye West, on the whole Kim Kardashian thing (via imbobswaget)
“If I don’t say something in a...
Find the meaning behind your name. →
phdork:
sarahmcnamara:
thatonegirlsierra:
awkwardalley:
transqueer:
gastlyy:
Veronica Gabrielle’s name means: 1) Highly suspicious. 2) A dangerous person…
omg
My first name means: 1) Posing in front of the mirror. 2) One that no one wants to talk to.
Last name: 1) To put panties on your head. 2) A dysfunctional brain.
First and last name: 1) Hidden genius. 2) Pure moe~
...
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Damn. Just damn.
#TEAMLEVONFOREVER
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Mitt Romney faces up to five years in jail and a... →
vivamsmolly:
deliciouskaek:
alexandraerin:
payslipgig:
stfuconservatives:
In January 2010 the former Massachusetts governor proudly cast a ballot for Republican Scott Brown in the special election to replace the late Sen. Ted Kennedy. He didn’t own property in the state at the time, and had registered to vote listing his son’s unfinished basement as his residence. Massachusetts law...
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Levon Helm in "Final Stages of his battle with... →
Well shit.
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ONLINE WORKOUT VIDEOS →
phdork:
shewalkslikethunder:
ONLINE WORKOUT VIDEOS
theuppitynegras:
thegoddamazon
P90X:
Chest and Back/Ab Ripper X
Plyometrics
Legs and Back
Yoga X
Cardio X
Kenpo X
Shoulders and Arms
Core Synergetics
Stretch X
I do not work out, but I should, for my mental health as much as my physical health. If I mostly hate working out, which of these would you more sporty-types...
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Sarah Hepola - "I Always Dated Tom Waits" →
Tom Waits is a national treasure.
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A request...
During all the manufactured outrage over Hilary Rosen and Alan West the other day, I must have missed the part where Romney and Obama released their detailed and workable plans to reduce the debt, fix Medicare, reduce unemployment and stabilize Afghanistan.
So if someone could just resend that to me, I’d be thankful.
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