Jameson and Coke
Jameson and Coke
Sinuses In Open Revolt
Send pho. And about a gallon of Sriracha.
You Knew This Was Coming →
Our Lager, Who Art In Heaven. →
the20s: A guy in Iowa consumed only beer and water for 46 days of Lent , and he says doing it brought him closer to God. J. Wilson, a home-brewer and Christian, kept a keg of beer at work and one at home and sipped on cups throughout the day. He says he felt tipsy maybe three times over the course of his fast. This beer-only diet was done by Bavarian Monks hundreds of years ago, but seems more...
Armadillos Transmit Leprosy to Humans, Study... →
acmesalesrep: Great quote: The fragility of the leprosy bacterium suggests that infections result from something more than casual contact with an armadillo… Since there are still (racist) people willing to claim that HIV is the result of some (black) guy having sex with an infected monkey, I’m going ahead and saying leprosy is the result of some redneck f***ing an armadillo. You’d be...
I've done my good deed for the day
My 17 year old nephew, who has just now emerged from the cocoon of dullness that his Jimmy Buffett/Kenny Chesney listening to parents have woven for him, asks me about music from time to time. Of course, because I’m so fucking cool, I’m happy to offer my pirated music opinion. Today he asked me if I listened to “Modest Mouse”. I gave him a copy of The Smiths’...
Ron Swanson is America. →
Nick Offerman comments on Eater.com’s real life “turkey burger du Swanson”
Getting my Passport Renewed
As most of you know, I’m starting Medical School this fall. I’ve decided to specialize in what ever medicine will allow me to get the fuck out this country when Trump is elected. New Zealand seems nice. Wonder if they need emergency docs to sew up the odd torn scrotum from rugby.
bendawson: If Every Day Should Be Saturday is in fact a recognized news source, that goes straight to the top of the list. #HOLLY4PRESSSECRETARY
And on to the next ring of the circus... →
HE’S A MOOSLIM WHO WAS BORN IN KENYA LET INTO HARVARD ILLEGALLY I’m moving to fucking New Zealand.
Better know a Tumblr
bendawson: retnuoc-clockwise: magulartheimpalor: What’s the first news source you check in the morning? Mine’s Huffington Post, only because they update so frequently. (Next is Democracy Now.) Spiegel.de BBC, MinnPost, and then the paper edition of the WSJ Salon, BBC, Slate, Every Day Should Be Saturday.
Shenanigans....Chicanery: Draft Week →
yourmorningrock: ndeddiemac: Ahhhh draft week. While I hate the new 3 day format, my absurd love for drafts in general means I will watch far more of the media created/inflated spectacle than any reasonable man should. While the lockout is technically off with the ruling on Monday afternoon, I can guarandamntee that it will… I have similar thoughts on Cam’s success in the NFL - one of the...
Nobody here's in Little Rock, right?
acmesalesrep: yourmorningrock: acmesalesrep: Following The Weather Channel on Twitter can be quite worrisome. And I don’t even live in the U.S. Just our good buddy Roto Tudor. Damn—forgot about him. I need a chart to keep these things straight. Hopefully he’s holed up in a basement somewhere. STAY SAFE, ROTO BRO. Co-signed. Got pretty hairy around here. Apparently a shit-ton of...
THE SOUTH WOULD HAVE WON IF SABAN WAS AT ANTIETAM... →
“Less than half of GOP voters in Georgia, North Carolina, and Mississippi are glad that the North won the Civil War:
New Explosions In The Sky album is streaming here.... →
Explosions in the Sky can make shopping for underwear a life changing experience.
ACME: Makers of fine products: haters, all of you. →
acmesalesrep: dennymayo: Whether the fat is congealed or not, it’s still gross. 100% disgusting. And regardless of the form (sour cream, cottage cheese, mayonnaise), it’s disgusting, you guys. And it’s not ‘fat flavor’. That comes from tasty things. Not gross semi-solid things. It’s not “fat flavour”. It’s that fat molecules bind to all the things that make food taste good and carry them to...
Call me a heathen, but...
Took me 36 years to eat a Cadbury Creme Egg. It will at LEAST be 36 more years before I eat another one. That shit be nasty.
Even the Trail Wanted Me Dead.
3 miles in 24:44. Running upriver, under a thick canopy of trees, in 100% humidity. I feel like Marlow.
That Was Unusual.
10 miles even in 1:31:30. Saw a 300 lb man, drinking a Bud and walking 5 chihuahuas today. He wins. Forever.
"Restrepo" Director Tim Hetherington Killed in... →
Dammit. (If you still haven’t seen “Restrepo”. Now would be a good time.)
If somebody’s gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody any harm,...– Sarah Palin, 6/16/10 (via newsweek) Sarah Palin, champion of responsible drug policy? (via reallyfoxnews)
MOTHER NATURE Y YOU NO GO TO BED?
Mother Nature is Trolling Again
Mother Nature is Trolling Again
I just wanted the octopus: Grief. →
ailanthusaltissima: It’s sort of a funny monster. You expect it certain places, like when you flip through photo albums or look through old cards. You expect that just as the night light keeps you safe from anything that might lurk in the shadows, there are places - malls, comedy movies, the dog park - that are safe… I understand this completely. When my dad died, I really never felt...
Yes, my pretties. I will have you. →
Donald Fagan is playing Levon Helm's birthday bash →
Donald Fagan is playing Levon Helm’s birthday bash
2:03:12. TWO FREAKING OH THREE. →
Mike Huckabee: Paul Ryan budget not aggressive... →
Mike Huckabee says that if he became president he’d consider changes to Medicare that go further than what Rep. Paul Ryan proposed — such as raising the eligibility age for people currently under the age of 55. “It is… possible to take some of the Medicare proposals” that were made by Ryan and change them, Huckabee told Fox News host Neil Cavuto on Friday. “We keep saying that 60 is the new...
I'm cool like that
3 miles in 23:23. You know what the coolest thing ever is? When, at the exact moment the really hot girl meets you going the other way on the trail, a bug flies into your mouth causing you to spit, and sputter all over the place. That’s cool. At some point, I’m going to have to start building some distance back in.
Zen and the Art of a 4 mile run when you had...
6:00 AM - 44 degrees, breezy, partly cloudy. Perfect weather for the big 50 mile local race I had worked the fall and winter for. Only thing is I’m not running it, since I got hurt and missed two months of training earlier in the year. Instead I did a 4 mile “tempo” run, where I jog slow for a mile, do a mile steadily faster and faster until I get lower than “marathon...
Song of the Sausage Creature - By Hunter S...
For my money, the best thing the man ever wrote. - RT There are some things nobody needs in this world, and a bright-red, hunch-back, warp-speed 900cc cafe racer is one of them - but I want one anyway, and on some days I actually believe I need one. That is why they are dangerous. Everybody has fast motorcycles these days. Some people go 150 miles an hour on two-lane blacktop roads, but not...