Acyclovir? I just met her!.

"The only acceptable answer to the question: 'Is nothing sacred' is 'No.'"
- Christopher Hitchens

"I'll sleep when I'm dead"
- Warren Zevon

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
- Hunter S Thompson

Apr 23

acmesalesrep:

Digital Undergound – Humpty Dance (by BVMUndergroundHipHop)

Why not? It’s Hump Day, and I just made a Humpty Hump reference.

Even if you don’t think it’s right. I

Even if you don’t think it’s right. I like to bite.


Apr 22

What’s good for the goose…

For those of you concerned about gender equality, I hate my current urology rotation as much as OB/GYN


Apr 19

degreeschelsius:

.innocentpunkrockkids:

"The brain can get sick too." 

Re-make of this post. 

End mental health stigma.

(via memewhore)


Apr 18

"I have a space for you on Golgotha. Three thousand skulls up there, probably more by now. I do wish you people would go up and count them sometime, perhaps you’d learn a lesson.

No, probably not”.

Great scene from a great movie.


Apr 17

"Darkness in the morning/shadows on the land/certain individuals aren’t sticking to the plan"


Apr 16
No big deal, just 9-10 million* dollars of automobile. *depending on the options. You don’t get that clear-coat, you get rust.

No big deal, just 9-10 million* dollars of automobile.

*depending on the options. You don’t get that clear-coat, you get rust.


Apr 15

flowisaconstruct:

ivanttosuckurblud:

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

Waking up next to Danny Fenton would be the highlight of my life. Because I constantly get depressed because he is fictional, and I will never be half ghost .-.

"Listen, Chewie, you can’t tell ANYONE about this. Not Han. Not Lando. Nobody."

"Good morning. "


"Frendo."


Apr 14
Best. New. Tumblr.

Best. New. Tumblr.


Oklahoma protesters threaten to “secdee” if Cosmos isn’t cancelled

iheartchaos:

Furious with Neil DeGrasse Tyson o their Fox channels and his anti-Creationist “knowledge” and his truthy “facts” have gotten a group of people in Oklahoma so hopping mad, they’ve threatened to secede from the Union if Cosmos isn’t pulled off the air. You know, to form a freer union with one god, one religion, where science is outlawed and the truth about what we know about the world squashed. Good times those will be.

Read the story here

I’m not sure this isn’t a hoax, but if it’s not the phrase I believe I’m looking for is “don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out”.


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