"The only acceptable answer to the question: 'Is nothing sacred' is 'No.'"
- Christopher Hitchens
"I'll sleep when I'm dead"
- Warren Zevon
"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
- Hunter S Thompson
Speaking of our failed education system
I just had to explain to a very intelligent person that “sticking fingers in the dike” was not a sexual term.
Well THIS should go well.
So after 3 weeks of trying, and 2 weeks before the season opener, I’ve somehow been roped into coaching my kid’s soccer team. Me, who will be in surgery rotations the next two months and has no control over my schedule. Me, who was a goalkeeper in HS and has no idea what field players even do.
But it’s 9 year olds. I will probably just let them kick at the goal for an hour and they’ll be happy as clams.