Acyclovir? I just met her!.

"The only acceptable answer to the question: 'Is nothing sacred' is 'No.'"
- Christopher Hitchens

"I'll sleep when I'm dead"
- Warren Zevon

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
- Hunter S Thompson

Apr 16
No big deal, just 9-10 million* dollars of automobile. *depending on the options. You don’t get that clear-coat, you get rust.

No big deal, just 9-10 million* dollars of automobile.

*depending on the options. You don’t get that clear-coat, you get rust.


Apr 15

flowisaconstruct:

ivanttosuckurblud:

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

Waking up next to Danny Fenton would be the highlight of my life. Because I constantly get depressed because he is fictional, and I will never be half ghost .-.

"Listen, Chewie, you can’t tell ANYONE about this. Not Han. Not Lando. Nobody."

"Good morning. "


"Frendo."


Apr 14
Best. New. Tumblr.

Best. New. Tumblr.


Oklahoma protesters threaten to “secdee” if Cosmos isn’t cancelled

iheartchaos:

Furious with Neil DeGrasse Tyson o their Fox channels and his anti-Creationist “knowledge” and his truthy “facts” have gotten a group of people in Oklahoma so hopping mad, they’ve threatened to secede from the Union if Cosmos isn’t pulled off the air. You know, to form a freer union with one god, one religion, where science is outlawed and the truth about what we know about the world squashed. Good times those will be.

Read the story here

I’m not sure this isn’t a hoax, but if it’s not the phrase I believe I’m looking for is “don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out”.


flowisaconstruct:

jamesfactscalvin:

bellyhorn789:

brokenroyalderinger:

stilesisbi:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

February bacon

february pocky
lookin’ for a kawaii time senpai?

February salsa bitches!!!!!!

May Rice, I’m getting murdered by my pimp because I am not getting anyone

March Polenta? I want my money back.

November Soba? Nah, son.

flowisaconstruct:

jamesfactscalvin:

bellyhorn789:

brokenroyalderinger:

stilesisbi:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

February bacon

february pocky

lookin’ for a kawaii time senpai?

February salsa bitches!!!!!!

May Rice, I’m getting murdered by my pimp because I am not getting anyone

March Polenta?

I want my money back.

November Soba? Nah, son.


skunkbear:

And here’s a handy GIF about tonight’s the lunar eclipse. For the west coasters (who have a better chance of seeing the eclipse through the clouds) just subtract 3 hours.  It’s basically a moving version of this NASA graphic.
GIFs not your style? Check out my last minute astronomical announcement song:



For later

skunkbear:

And here’s a handy GIF about tonight’s the lunar eclipse. For the west coasters (who have a better chance of seeing the eclipse through the clouds) just subtract 3 hours.  It’s basically a moving version of this NASA graphic.

GIFs not your style? Check out my last minute astronomical announcement song:

For later

(via npr)


Apr 13

flowisaconstruct:

The photos to go with my story about the blessing of the animals on Inismor.

This was five years ago. Revisiting these photos just made me so happy.

I enjoyed the Arans quite a bit.


acmesalesrep:

The frogs seem to be out in full force again tonight. It’s rather disconcerting.

I thought they didn’t go on holiday until August.


I’ve never heard the second year of medical school summed up more perfectly.

(via memewhore)


Apr 12
thisismymonkey:

I know I bitched and moaned about winter but it’s just way too soon for this, you know?

82 on saturday and 27 on monday night is the most Missouri thing ever.

thisismymonkey:

I know I bitched and moaned about winter but it’s just way too soon for this, you know?

82 on saturday and 27 on monday night is the most Missouri thing ever.


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