Acyclovir? I just met her!.

"The only acceptable answer to the question: 'Is nothing sacred' is 'No.'"
- Christopher Hitchens

"I'll sleep when I'm dead"
- Warren Zevon

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
- Hunter S Thompson

Aug 26

GPOY

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cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum


#bitchasspossum

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

#bitchasspossum

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Meanwhile in West Virginia…

Meanwhile in West Virginia…

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Aug 25

Speaking of our failed education system

I just had to explain to a very intelligent person that “sticking fingers in the dike” was not a sexual term.




Well THIS should go well.

So after 3 weeks of trying, and 2 weeks before the season opener, I’ve somehow been roped into coaching my kid’s soccer team. Me, who will be in surgery rotations the next two months and has no control over my schedule. Me, who was a goalkeeper in HS and has no idea what field players even do.

But it’s 9 year olds. I will probably just let them kick at the goal for an hour and they’ll be happy as clams.


lifejustgotawkward:

I laugh at Phil Hartman’s reaction to “Choppin’ Broccoli” every. single. time. So ridiculous.

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lifejustgotawkward:

I laugh at Phil Hartman’s reaction to “Choppin’ Broccoli” every. single. time. So ridiculous.

Hello tehjennismightier

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Can we talk about the husky on the right wearing KISS make-up.

Can we talk about the husky on the right wearing KISS make-up.

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Aug 23
flowisaconstruct:

perpetual-synchronicity:

halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

George Zimmerman literally acted as if he was above the law afterwardsIn addition the teenage drunk driving “affluenza” case is bullshit there is no such thing as being too spoiled that you are not accountable for your actionsBut hey in America if you are a rich white male you get off with nothing.


Clearly, the “Jury of your peers” part is where this is breaking down, but I really don’t understand why some judge hasn’t set aside some of these absurdly punitive sentences. I mean, I’m no lawyer, but isn’t that an option?

As Charles Pierce says: it’s Not About Race because it’s Never About Race.”

flowisaconstruct:

perpetual-synchronicity:

halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

George Zimmerman literally acted as if he was above the law afterwards

In addition the teenage drunk driving “affluenza” case is bullshit there is no such thing as being too spoiled that you are not accountable for your actions

But hey in America if you are a rich white male you get off with nothing.

Clearly, the “Jury of your peers” part is where this is breaking down, but I really don’t understand why some judge hasn’t set aside some of these absurdly punitive sentences. I mean, I’m no lawyer, but isn’t that an option?

As Charles Pierce says: it’s Not About Race because it’s Never About Race.”


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