Acyclovir? I just met her!.

"The only acceptable answer to the question: 'Is nothing sacred' is 'No.'"
- Christopher Hitchens

"I'll sleep when I'm dead"
- Warren Zevon

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
- Hunter S Thompson

Jul 22
Kinda honor bound to buy this. #seersucker

Kinda honor bound to buy this. #seersucker


shelterfromthenorm:

"Get Behind the Mule" by Tom Waits

6:52 for 7/22

Dusty trail from Atchison to Placerville
On the wreck of the Weaverville stage
Beaula fired on Beatty for a lemonade
I was stirring my brandy with a nail boys
Stirring my brandy with a nail

Do ya ever get the feeling that of of Tom’s songs are autobiographical? Either that or he’s providing a soundtrack for a film David Lynch hasn’t written yet.


Jul 21
He says they will never go stale.

He says they will never go stale.


flowisaconstruct:

Fuck yeah.

Woody. Dropping truth.

flowisaconstruct:

Fuck yeah.

Woody. Dropping truth.


Jul 20
What happens when your girlfriend sees you for the first time in nearly a month and deems you too damn skinny?
She takes you to dinner and makes you eat ALL THE MEAT.

What happens when your girlfriend sees you for the first time in nearly a month and deems you too damn skinny?
She takes you to dinner and makes you eat ALL THE MEAT.


RIP James Garner.

Seriously, if you haven’t seen “Barbarians At the Gate”, do yourself a huge favor and find a copy.


Jul 19

papermagazine:

This never gets old.

New mission. Try to slip this into a conversation.

(via samsplace)


Jul 18
astronautfashions:

SHORT SHORTS FOREVER
Happy Birthday, John Glenn!

astronautfashions:

SHORT SHORTS FOREVER

Happy Birthday, John Glenn!

(via lightthiscandle)


Jul 17

What a perfect movie.

(via memewhore)


Jul 16

I heard a pitch for a film today that would be a feature length movie based on the “it’s raining turkeys” episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.


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